Nikita Mikhalkov, cinematographer, boasts about how he rubs shoulders with the high and mighty, and what enormous mutual respect there is between him and Mr President.
It is my belief that God himself sent us Putin. Yes, Putin was sent by God! Putin gave me respect for Russia again!… Incidentally, when I filmed “Twelve”… a brutally honest movie… But I filmed it as a man who is true to his relationship with Putin. God forbid my relations with Putin and Medvedev should affect my art! If they said just one word to me [to influence my art], the friendship would be over! The whole point of our trust is that I can tell either of them exactly what I think, at any time. I can do that anytime I like, and I’m not afraid to admit it.
A few years ago Putin, when addressing the nation, quoted Ilyin. Well, that was an idea he got from me: seven years earlier, it was I who told him about Ilyin, the great Russian philosopher. Likewise, today you have Medvedev quoting Stolypin…
But that’s of course not to say that I’m the one who’s educating them.
Can’t you just picture him doing a “S dnem rozhndenia tebiaaa” — “Happy birthday, Mr Presideeeeeent!” — à la Marilyn Monroe? I can. His two greatest contributions to film will come posthumously, when he (a) stops filming and (b) becomes the subject of a great farce in which a megalomaniac apparatchik poses as an artist and gets away with it.
The interesting thing is that the interview from which I have translated the quotes above used to be at the Izvestia site, but the URL now points to a completely unrelated article, and the original interview isn’t to be found on izvestia.ru. Somebody there correctly decided that, however good Mikhalkov’s intentions, too much brown-nosing is, well, just too much. It looks bad, it smells bad. So they removed it, presumably in hopes of limiting the damage to the reputation of the brown-noser and the brown-nosee.
The link you see at the top is a re-posting. Thank goodness for the Internet.